My George

A rare demure five foot two and a half inch pocket Venus belonging to The Tom. Renowned for it's kindness to kitties, and love for elephants. Fierce when provoked or if USC loses a football game to Stanford.

Random guy: "dude, check out that hottie!"

The Tom: "walk away ass clown, that's My George"

by The Tom dot com November 30, 2010

My good

the opposite of "my bad." It can be said to compliment yourself after you've made a smart move or it can be said after someone has thanked you.

Friend: Staying home and watching football instead of going to the mall was a good move.

You: Yeah, my good.

Friend: Thanks for refilling my water bottle for me

You: My good

by jack butler505 October 24, 2011

My Classmates

Do we even need a definition?
It's just chaos ok

My Classmates are evil little crusty musty dusty rusty gross ass children.

by luweHFLI January 14, 2021

It Was My Shoe

Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.

The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.

Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."

by Drewandabby January 25, 2011

My 1

The top the one with my heart, my soul, everything in one, my love, i can have another boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife... But your my 1.

You will always be my 1

by Marla LALA Piña November 19, 2018

In my onion

What you say instead of "in my opinion"

Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!

by Viktor OP December 16, 2015

That is not my job

It’s another word for oh hell na it’s originated from Nickelodeon drake and josh’s manger Helen

Lottie-“Get my food”
Chelsey-“That is not my job “

by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019