A rare demure five foot two and a half inch pocket Venus belonging to The Tom. Renowned for it's kindness to kitties, and love for elephants. Fierce when provoked or if USC loses a football game to Stanford.
by The Tom dot com November 30, 2010
Get the My George mug.the opposite of "my bad." It can be said to compliment yourself after you've made a smart move or it can be said after someone has thanked you.
Friend: Staying home and watching football instead of going to the mall was a good move.
You: Yeah, my good.
Friend: Thanks for refilling my water bottle for me
You: My good
You: Yeah, my good.
Friend: Thanks for refilling my water bottle for me
You: My good
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Get the My Classmates mug.Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.
The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.
The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.
Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."
by Drewandabby January 25, 2011
Get the It Was My Shoe mug.The top the one with my heart, my soul, everything in one, my love, i can have another boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife... But your my 1.
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