Mum

The person that gave birth to you

For permission to go outside Jim had to ask is mum

by H1 I am a HeLPiNG HanD July 22, 2019

Ya mum

When someone is talk about your mum or a joke

Ya mum so fat when she had a photo it toke two years to load

by Jakeycox August 8, 2021

Morgz Mum

Morgz mum is the parent of popular Youtuber Morgz hence the origin of her online username. Her real name is Jill Hudson at a height of 5 ft 9 in and weighs 66 kg. She is a continuously growing channel and has beaten popular Youtubers subscriber count which has caused controversy with the youtuber Will be who feared her growth and wanted her to fail, however he was defeated. Many other Youtubers fear her like PewDiePie,Pyrocynical and Keen star.

Loathsome fool : hey let's watch morgz mum
Bruh sound effect guy: Who's that?
Loathsome fool: Only one of the fastest growing channel on YouTube.

by Chubby cunt December 13, 2019

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022

Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.

When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.

by Pl@tty October 18, 2008

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

Your such a nob!
Your mum!

by ZR89 July 1, 2018