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gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.
"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
by Plug One February 25, 2009
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oh, Lord of the dance!

Instead of saying "oh, LORD!" -- "oh, Jesus!" --"oh, God!"--"Really, u think that!?"

Not used as : "JESUS CHRIST!" or "OH MY GOD!" this is usually when you're in shock. This term is more like someone is saying something really annoying or not too bright.

This also helps so you do not use his name in vain.

*rolling eyes usually goes along with the saying*
Julio: "I think Twilight the movie is sooooo cool!"

Christina: *rolls eyes* "Oh, Lord of the dance!" and most of the time "really!???" follows.
by chefladyleo August 1, 2012
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butt lord

Similar to butthole. Usually in a joking manner.
Listen Buttlord, that was my fat sack you creeped that nugged out of.

Hey Buttlord, wha' happen?
by Kerry February 13, 2004
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Lordamighty

Southern slang, shortned form of phrase "lord all mighty". used instead of saying "oh my gosh" or "oh jesus"
"lordamighty, whaddya do?"
"I tried to snowborad in one inch of snow."
"again?!"
by nashville chik October 4, 2005
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Lord Fluffy

One of Sesshomaru's (from Inuyasha) many nicknames.
Inuyasha: What do you want now Lord Fluffy?

Sesshomaru: Do not call me by that irritating name half-breed.
by LilMarjieLuvsMcr August 15, 2006
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lord ha' mercy

Used to describe extreme disbelief or shock, basically saying "Bless those bastards/that situation."
"I walk with three kids that can't wait to meet God

lately, that's Bucktooth, Mohamed and Crybaby,

what they do everyday just to eat lord ha' mercy,

strapped with an AK and they blood thirsty..." - K'naan, What's Hardcore
by KD42 March 27, 2011
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This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
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