Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

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Gray Knight

A man who found a balance between being a White Knight and a Black Knight. Gray Knighting is the action of a man who uses critical thinking before tackling an issue and making a judgment.

There's been a decrease in gray knighting these past few years.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024

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White Knight

A white person who over defends people of color or gets offended when a “racist” joke is made towards someone of color

Person 1: Greg is such a white knight, He got so pissed when I was joking around with my friend Joaquin about our ethnicities.
Person 2: Fuck that guy!

by autotile February 25, 2025

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knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)

I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts

by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021

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Purple Knight

A Purple Knight is a handsome man who is narcissistic, charming, a sweet talker, and takes credit for other people's work. He makes promises but doesn't keep them. In essence, he's a good-for-nothing guy. When it comes to the work, he can't do the job himself, so he takes credit for it as if he worked with the team to complete it. When it comes to dating, he's the type of guy who says sweet nothing to women.

Jack didn't contribute much to the project, but he took all the credit from us at the end! He still remains at large purple knighting among his co-workers.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024

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