Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.

Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."

by turd_burglar699 January 1, 2012

Kicked the dingo

When some really really messes up and you want to just Uggghhh.

"He really kicked the dingo on that one aye!

"So then I found out really happend and I kicked the dingo!"

by Memes_Of_reality July 16, 2022

Schvendi-kick

One of the most advanced tricks that can be done in any sport. It could be motocross, snowboarding, and even soccer.

Kyle: "Oh. One schvendi-kick? Man, these guys are nuts!"

by seeinthefours January 6, 2012

fed kick

when your county jail is full the federal government starts to release non violent inmates to make room for new bodies. The term Fed Kick was popularized in Riverside California, many other counties simply call them early releases.

A. Where that New Wood Go?
B. Kicked Em.
A. Damn Every one getting a fed kick but us.

by Googlefaps.com June 8, 2019

corner kick

Equal parts vodka, Red Bull, and Chambord. Fake an injury while shaking over ice. Strain, and serve as a shot after adding an arbitrary amount of time. Toast while shouting “Goooal!” Finish as a tie.

Congrats on your recent success, Mike! I’m ordering a round of corner kicks to celebrate!

by 100 percent fist bump May 28, 2022

quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with

“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead”

by TriTron_ May 9, 2018

practicing kicking

Used in a pool.

When swimming and trying to splash someone, bringing your legs to the surface of the water and splashing, thereby giving the other person a very hydrating time in the pool.

"I think I'll practice my kicking right here."
"This is a nice place to practice my kicking."
"I believe I need to practice my kicking."

"You know, I think that a good strategy in Pool Tag is to practicing kicking when you are about to get caught."

by Linn Ultimatihah September 13, 2009