Jack Kelly

Son of The great Ian Kelly who sadly died fighting for The USSR during World War II

"Look its Jack Kelly,the fat cunt"

by Bigmankelly November 26, 2019

kelly taylor

A woman who likes to fall in love with people because of their money, she loves leaving a boyfriend and falls in love with another guy behind her boyfriend's back. She is the tyoe of person who loves attention and money and loves to make scary situations to get attention.

You are such a kelly taylor!

by Ronald guerrero March 23, 2019

Arr Kelly

The act of peeing on a teenage girl while in full pirate costume

I walked in on an arr kelly the other day.

by Pdesil711 May 24, 2019

Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy

Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.

by Chadlington May 27, 2019

kelly square

literally hell. a place where both time and space do not exist. if you thought Florida driving was bad, just come see this. located in Worcester, Massachusetts.

Person A: Hey, dude, I got flipped off while driving.
Person B: Kelly Square?
Person A: Yeah.

by noteventhatfunny May 30, 2019

BEN Kelly

He is a fuckboy, will shift just about any girl within a 30 mile radius

“He’s gotten with like the whole year”. “He’s such a Ben Kelly”

by YourAuldWan June 1, 2019

James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!

Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."

by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019