Welcome to the jungle 

An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.

Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.

PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.

Welcome to the jungle by Not Covey January 30, 2008

Columbian Jungle 

When someone has a ton of marijuana plants growing from all corners of a room giving the impression that you are in a jungle. Seeing as to how marijuana is a main export of the S. American nation of Columbia, this is where the term gets the second part of its name.

my neighbor greg has a columbian jungle in his shed

Columbian Jungle by benihanna July 28, 2008

concrete jungle bunny 

The term for urban gangsters and black people that live in cities like New York and Los Angeles.

Jay z is a concrete jungle bunny

concrete jungle bunny by THEEconcrtetejunglebunny February 20, 2010

rough in the jungle

tore up - and looking the part. often after a night of heavy drinking.

"man, i look rough in the jungle. and my mouth tastes like ass."

rough in the jungle by TheRealRaRa December 13, 2008

Gay Jungle Fever 

An interracial sexual relationship between homosexual men who enjoy wearing various fruit on their heads and spontaneous gay jungle dance.

"Harrison and Michael have gay jungle fever."

Gay Jungle Fever by Rick James (the darkness) October 30, 2011

Chicago Concrete Jungle

The act of a man ejaculating in a girl's pubic hair, waiting two weeks without her cleaning her pubes, and then picking out the little hardened peices of semen, and letting her swallow them like pills.

Stacey: Hey Suzy, are you hungry?

Suzy: No, I'm full from the Chicago Concrete Jungle Billy gave me a few minutes ago.

Chicago Concrete Jungle by Blagabla February 20, 2007

Naughty Jungle of Love

1. When a man's pubic hair is larger than the bush outside his home.
2. A sex act in which the female is sucking the guy, and he stuffs her face into his bush, suffocating her, then shitting on her chest and breast-fucking it all.

OMG, Adam has a Naughty Jungle of Love!

Naughty Jungle of Love by Travis and Adam December 13, 2003