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jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
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Jonathan Shiell

Amazing at speech and debate, amazing sailor, calm, collected, composed
Jonathan Shiell is one of the best people I know
by marioenthusiast April 24, 2023
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jonathan ingram

Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
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Jonathanawg

Somebody who says a game is bad and actively makes fun of it yet is good at it
That Jonathanawg says he doesn't like Fortnite but he wins every match
by casuallybiased June 19, 2023
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Jonathan

The coolest nigga in da world, revived me in fortnite one time and we caught da dub💯💯
Jason: Jonathan, revive me!

Jonathan: gotchu bro

*gets the fortnite dub*
by smallboyballs June 25, 2023
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JonathanData

The information security field's jargon for charlatan or poseur. Totally lacking any skill or talent
That person threatening to hack me is a total JonathanData. Not even a skiddie
by anonymous October 16, 2023
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jonathan paradis

Golly that man is defined a jonathan paradis
by david wallace October 18, 2023
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