july 8

four days after the fourth of july

woah guess what it's july 8th! That means the fourth of july was 4 days ago!

by vatamins October 20, 2019

July 22

the day after the best day of the year, July 21

random dude: Jason was born on July 22, what a loser
guy who was born on july 21: aye shut the fuck up asshole he was born on july 22, aka. the day after the best day of the year

by cartiscart November 13, 2019

July 1

A day where u can have a girl eat ur ass

July 1st the girl can be eating u instead of her.

by Bigcharzarddaddyjewflyingbirds October 15, 2019

July 22

national the ants day

Throw the plant away if it has had any contact with ants.

Walk around like the ants girl does.

"Hey brian why are you putting your fingers on your head like that?"

"Its July 22, national the ants day, bro!! now got throw away your plant!"

"Oh yeah dude, gotta throw it out!!"

by donaldtrumpisanidiot May 11, 2020

July 27

July 27 is the day where all the BAD BITCHES are born. If you're born on this day, you're the baddest bitch and you deserve to be praised on your birthday. In more than one way ;)

Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: July 27th.
Person 1: Oh so you're a BAD BITCH?

by thekinkybitch June 17, 2021

July 14th

National nudes day

July 14th is the day when you should send noodles to your beloved one

by Anonymousinthebackground July 13, 2020

July 24

The day where you ask your partner or anyone you want for any pic or video and they have to send it or they don't love you

guy 1 : dude i asked my gf for a soapy titty pic today
guy 2 :yo did she send it
guy 1 : ofc dude its july 24 duh
guy 2 : thats sick dude , im gonna ask jack for soapy dick pics and nut videos with the sound on
?guy 1 : bro

by sky..<3 July 22, 2022