internet funnyman

"the licenced internet funnyman"
"and that's showbiz baby" - internet funnyman
by definitely jo malone September 07, 2021
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internet arm

a dead arm caused by constant pressure to the auxillary nerve through hours of net surfing or msn/yahoo chat
Jo..I was online so long last night im going to get internet arm for 3 weeks now grrr
by CustardMonkey June 21, 2009
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internet osmosis

the passive process by which one learns of something via a. social networks or b. other forms of internet-based informational services. It is key to note that the knowledge in question must be about something one does not have first-hand exposure to and/or experience with.

Used most specifically in reference to second-hand knowledge of internet-based phenomena/culture such as a meme.

Etymology: An adaptation of osmosis as defined as a study method.
"The cake is a lie?" Yeah, I know what that references - I've never played Portal but I learned about that meme through internet osmosis.
by MissMercurial July 11, 2011
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Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.
Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.
by The Baron of Internets March 05, 2005
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Internet Amnesia

That moment when you open a new tab and are about to do something - then you totally forget what you were doing.
Person 1: I was mindlessly wasting my life away on Tumblr so I decided to open a new tab and OH SHIT WHAT THE F*CK was I going to do.

Person 2: Shit, you must have internet amnesia.
by ToeKneeAhn March 31, 2011
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Internet boomer

A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame
You is so old that you know, old man murray or confused matthew you internet boomer.
by Snotcore February 13, 2023
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Internet pimping

The act of pimping over the internet. Although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot bitch slap. Funds are often exchanged through Paypal (There is the origin of its infamous name)
I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.
by Pimping in Ohio January 01, 2010
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