quick chair

When sitting in a chair. The feeling is similar to as falling in or out of quick sand.

Did you fall into your quick chair?
me: yeah AHHHH! Whoa!

by homewreckerApplepie October 2, 2021

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

sauce chair

when you cum in a chair

damn this is one big sauce chair!!

by snik September 27, 2017

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

Plastic Chair

The ultimate symbol of Motivation and Power. First appearing in a mod for DMC5, a plastic chair is utilized as a seat by Vergil (The Storm that is approaching). It was popularized by social media, primarily by Youtube, where it became a meme in the DMC fandom. It is now an icon in gaming, just like Vergil.

"This plastic chair is mine, it belongs to the Son of Sparda" - Vergil

by VergilSonOfSparda October 19, 2024

isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them

"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"

by manMansan March 2, 2022

singing chair

A chair that has a vibrator/dildo attached to it.

Jim put Molly in the singing chair and she was screaming like a banshee.

by anonymous May 5, 2021