swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson

"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"

by mr swanson July 31, 2018

great thou art

That on the cross, our burden gladly bearing, he bled and died, to take away our sins! Then sings my soul, my savior God to thee, how great thou art!

Pamala: So Duncan, what’s your favorite church song?

Duncan: “How great thou art!”
Pamala: Oh funny! That’s my favorite song too!
Duncan: okay but I Didn’t ask....

by Usehername March 8, 2021

the Great Orange Whale

A popular nickname for that sinking ship of a sad sack person, Donald J. Trump.

Ever so harpoonable for so many reasons, the Great Orange Whale will not likely be the Republican nominee because the people don’t really want him to step back into the White House so he can damage the democracy any more than he already has.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

Great Houdini

You have the definition right, but the word wrong. It's called the david copperfield. Houdini got himself out of locked handcuffs, copperfield does the slight of hand.

Sara wouldn't let me shoot it on her face, so I gave her the david copperfield!

by Big Bill April 9, 2004

Great Wolf Lodge

Where You Can Get Drunk And Forget About Your Kids

i am not gonna take you to great wolf lodge kid NOW GET ME A BEER

by nUggEt oWo April 16, 2019

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

An exclamation of surprise and disgust, typically uttered after painting the name "Chefs" on the field of a Kansas City football team.

"Uh... Shouldn't it say 'Chiefs?'"
"Great googly moogly..."

by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

great barrington, ma

Town in Berkshire County, Massachusetts typically overrun with 2nd home owners, out of towners (City folk) and people who just won't get out of your way. Also contains too many eating establishments and not enough affordable housing for those who need it. Heroin use runs rampant.

Great Barrington, Ma is an alright town, if you can stomach the tourists and/or druggies.

by speedy413 April 16, 2018