joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.
by dordan jewert July 29, 2009
"Peter pulled his hand, shoved it up his ass, parp, success the sound was killed. But my hand stinks now! the Butt Muzzle worked"
by Drip bwoii February 08, 2010
This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster
Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!
by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011
After eating a bunch of fried chicken to cure a hangover, I committed what felt like a crime against humanity in the butt vomitorium.
by billy br July 08, 2011
by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021
by Jwaching March 18, 2016
by Uhhhaha August 21, 2019