human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021

human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020

Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.

Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!

by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011

human pong

The act of launching a ping pong ball from one anus to another until one of the anuses fails to properly catch the ball.

I lost at human pong, but at least I'm not that sore!

by Pepboys May 22, 2018

human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.

My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.

by Dodger of Zion January 7, 2022

Human Torpedo

When a person goes flying out of a car that has just been hit by and other moving car

Did you see that human torpedo land in the ditch earlier

by Daddyassfucker6942069 January 10, 2022

human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.

Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!

by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017