Helmet

the tip and or head of the mals penis. the word is easily formed into a insult by adding another word, forming a compound word "Helmetshiner" or "german army Helmet"
and other things of that nature.although it can be used in a good way like so...

good:
Mike: dude i got the best Helmet last night.
Tyler: she spitshined your Helmet?
Mike: yeah i whipped out my Hoag and she went to town grinding my Helmet

insult:
Mike: (yelling at in a movie theatre) hey ho! whatch out, i drank to much soda now i gotta piss!
Gabe: shut the fuck up Helmet-shiner!

by MiKeD666 March 18, 2009

wwii helmet

An abnormally large penis head

I can see that WWII helmet through your shorts bro, are you torqued?

by Siiike June 17, 2014

cheese helmet

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from Stjørdal, Norway

I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___

by Alf August 12, 2003

hells boner

phrase used to express enthusiasm. basically like hells yeah. used when agreeing with someone. originated in northern indiana by a small group of friends. also spelled with a 'z' instead of 's'

"yo, kaz just trey flipped that 6 set!"

"hells boner!"

by c rock September 1, 2006

gonzo helmet

see pee wee helmet

Hey mrs. homeless woman! I'm gonna give you a gonzo helmet!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

helm of disintegration

A magical warcraft item that only exists on family guy. Also, cannot be used by paladins. apparently incredibly erotic.

Lois: I'm a naughty school girl, and i need to be punished!
Peter: i'm a level eighty paladin... something something something helm of disintegration.
Lois: Paladins can't wield the helm of disintegration!

by noctus_vampyro November 23, 2011

the british helmet

The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.

Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.

by Mike Jacobs June 29, 2005