viagra hard

Having an erection that is so gratuitously engorged that it resembles a penis medicated by the performance-enhancing erectile disfunction drug, Viagra.

"Dude, but that touchdown pass was so clutch it gave me a viagra hard broner, no homo."

"Sorry man, but I think your mom felt my viagra hard throbber when she hugged me goodbye."

by Orbital Frontal January 19, 2010

hate-hard-on

1. Noun - A person who gets off on having an extreme hatred or blind hatred of a person, place, or thing. They tend to hate on something with a fiery passion and excitement that one would see in the passion associated with sexual arousal, or the euphoric feeling associated with sex.

"She's got such a hate-hard-on for Sam! All she ever does is complain about how he talks in class. We all know she does it because she gets a kick out of doing it!"

by nekobaghira October 17, 2012

stiff hard

someone who is legit and cool

bmar : yo stiff hard
me : yo whats up

by stiff hard December 27, 2008

hard orbit

When somebody is so pissed off about something that they feel like they could launch into orbit fueled by pure rage.

Rob was in hard orbit after the Cowboys pissed it against the Giants.

by Scotty Ballgame January 7, 2012

Hard Flush

Fucking someone in the asshole with a toilet plunger while simultaneously jerking them off.

Brian Huntley just got the hard flush. He loves it.

by Dic October 18, 2003

try hard

trying too hard at an actvitity

that boy is a try hard

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Wheel Hard

Term used to convey reaching a level of off road capability and vehicle usage that requires driver skill and often aftermarket equipment to complete an off road course risking personal injury and damage to the vehicle.

Dude! Did you see that video of me completing that level 5 trail? Brah, I wheel hard!!!

by Gator-Bait April 28, 2015