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The Quebecois Handshake

When a kinky and frisky French Canadian girl prepares a poutine (fries, gravy), jerks you off into the poutine and uses your semen as a replacement for the cheese.
That girl from UQAM totally gave me the Quebecois Handshake last night...she was famished!
by GoHabsGo2020 November 17, 2020
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Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.
Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!
by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013
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horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).
I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
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Jazzy Handshake

When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.
It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!
by mainah March 29, 2019
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Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.
"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012
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boebert handshake

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.
by All Night Al April 8, 2024
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Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.
After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake
by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025
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