human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020

Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.

Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.

Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.

by vdw17 February 12, 2019

Orange Human

Donald Trump

Hey did you see that law that the orange human? made? Its hilarious.

by BabyYodaInAJar December 25, 2020

Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.

My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday

by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021

Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

by Shogun__ August 27, 2023