My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 08, 2021

No Homework Day

On the second of September. On this day you must force your dog to eat your homework papers.

'Hey Mr, sorry I didn't get the homework. it was No Homework Day and I had to feed my dog.

by HarpsBored September 01, 2022

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 03, 2023

homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.

"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"

by JayBlack October 30, 2016

homework whore

A teacher who gives (way x100) too much homework.

Teacher: I won't give a lot of homework for the holidays this time. I promise, okay?

Students: Yaaas

Teacher: So just page one to five... hundred... for... the maths booklet? And an essay on the history of the royal family, a circuit diagram for an air conditioner, a German composition on the top 10 jobs you wish to have, please elaborate, the experimental table on hydrogen combustion, a repainting of Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh, practice Canon in D on the piccolo...

Students after class: homework whore >:(

by much_professional July 01, 2018

I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023

homework candy

Slang for Adderall. Every college student's best friend when writing a paper in one night.

"You sure you can finish that paper tonight?"
"Yeah dude, I'll take a homework candy and bust it out no problem"

by drfunk441 March 09, 2021