Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011

Goggleflop

A name for people who make up derogatory urban dictionary definitions about people with intellectual disabilities.

Jim - "Did you see what Tom wrote on Urban Dictionary about disabled people?"

Bob - "Yeah, that guy is such a bottom-feeder"

Jim - "I reckon, what a goggleflop"

by Jinxinferno April 14, 2011

greggabyte

Named after the inventor of the Moron-a-Meter, the measurement of the level of the result of a dumd decision.

Dude 1: Ok, so I am going to jump from my roof to the neighbors pool.

Dude 2: Sounds awesome!

Dude 1: Awe man, I hit my ass on the bottom.

Dude 2: Yeah thats at least a 15 greggabyte reading on the moron-a-meter.

by GTOman December 27, 2011

greggi

The feeling of sticking a sick into a cave of wonders.

"Girl, I'm feeling like getting greggi tonight!"

by Talabanman February 19, 2015

Goggled

When you Google'd (researched) something while wearing your beer glasses.

I am pretty sure I the Males sperm dictates the sex of a child, I just Goggled it the other night. In other words I was drunk and I might be wrong.

by Gweedo8 March 10, 2015

goggle marks

When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face

"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"

by Hoodie Mack November 26, 2017

goggolo

Word vastly used in Italy to make fun of someone by not making him understand what “goggolo” is

Fra hai il goggolo rotto
Passami il goggolo

by locar February 25, 2018