Gabe

Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.

Cop: Are you Gabe’s best friend?

You: I’ve never met this man in my life

by Dr. Oxlong November 21, 2021

Gabe

An absolute stoner who has the biggest sick ever. He’s got 69 secret girlfriends and his real grilfriend knows all of them because she is obsessed with him. He has a massive ass and can eat all pussy in the world. He has the biggest pussy and can slurp your moms. He fucks everyones girlfriend and moms. He even does dads sometimes because they all love him.

That gabe fucked my dad and sister.

by Itsxbkvwzi Dax sfibcdd November 22, 2021

Gabe

top 500 overwatch player

undoubtedly the best overwatch player on the face of the earth.”gabe”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Gabe

a human man who enjoys getting high and the company of potatoes.

Hey do you see that guy beside those potatoes? Probably a Gabe.

by coolhwhiphwhip November 22, 2021

Gabe

The only guy that can take two girls to the dance.

Gabe: I don't have a date to the dance.

Me: Gabe, you're the only guy that could take two girls to the dance.

by glab.glab November 22, 2021

Gabe

a tall kid, usually with glasses. sometimes cool, usually nice. very loyal no matter what others put him through. he can be aggressive at times because of his bitch count, 0, otherwise known as a lack of bitches.

someone “Oh shit! gabes trying to talk to a girl” someone else “nah that nigga got 0 bitches”

by gay fortnite balls November 22, 2021

Gabed

The act of inserting your cock into a water bottle and pissing into it.

Person 1: “Would you like a drink of this water”
Person 2: “No it’s been Gabed”

by HennerzsNordzs November 23, 2021