National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

National grab dick day

On april 12 it’s national grab dick day

Can i grab your dick? You cant say no becouse it’s national grab dick day

by Trusmeyoushit April 4, 2019

Grab titties day

On April 12 it’s national grab titties
Day

Just walk by and grab her titties , it’s national grab titties day

by Are_dogs_real April 11, 2019

National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

Grab ass day

Grab ass day is every friday for April and May

It's friday lemme grab that ass
you have the rights, it's grab ass day

by manigel April 11, 2019

grab ass day part 2

It is the second part of grab ass day it is April 12

It’s grab ass day part 2

by My king black night April 11, 2019

National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.

”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*

by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019