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Geek squad

A group of people that take copious amounts of drugs, usually acid. A brand created by the most elite geek squadders alive. The definition of a true geek squadder is one that DOWNS THE NOS, drops TABS, and takes immense bang rips.
Straight geekin' AT THE GEEK SQUADDDDD!!!!!!
Downing NOS aT tHe GEEK SQUADDDDDD!!!!!!
by wetalleds March 11, 2024
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Geek

John:Do you see that geek?

Jimmy:Yeah, he’s definitely a Bodie.
by Icey2 October 25, 2022
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Band Geeks

The best Spongebob episode and if you disagree fuck you!
I don't think band geeks is that goo-
*gets punched in the groin*
by Jottys November 1, 2018
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emo geek

an emo geek is an emo person who dedicates all of their time into emo fashion, and emo band history, fun facts, and band members. they spend more time researching a band members childhood than they do on their own homework, they dont have many friends besides other emos, and theyre constantly listening to music. emo geeks try to talk about emo stuff allllllllllllllllllllllllll the time, especially with non emo ppl, but they dont call themself emo (or a geek, obviously) because thats #fakealt /SATIRE
do you see ____ over there? he/she/they're an emo geek, dont start a conversation with them or they'll never shut up about "petekey" and they'll try to force you to listen to the used.
by pansyprep January 6, 2022
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Geek Squadian

A nerd that knows way too much useless information that is not needed in life at all.
“That aaron guy was telling all these car facts.” “He totally is a Geek Squadian!”
by highly intelligent person April 16, 2020
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geek wound

Cuts you get on your fingers when working inside a computer.
Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?

Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!
by broc119 April 25, 2010
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freak my geek

as in "That humongous spider totally made me Freak My Geek!!"
by Celtilic May 20, 2014
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