fruit booter

an 'aggressive inliner'...wtf...a sad excuse for a human being...

Fruit booters need to get out of the fucking skatepark. Fruit booters are people who tried skating and just couldn't cut it.

by candace April 14, 2003

Dragon Fruit

A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.

Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.

Guy 1: "Hay look at this"

Guy 2: "What ?"

Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"

Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"

Dragon Fruit

by RUDDY JAM BUTTY October 23, 2011

fruit booter

The act of putting fruity wheels on your shoes. These people are usually gay and have no lives. While they think its funny to do flares and call skateboarders woodpushers while jacking off to gay porn (male).

fruit booter

by popcorn123 September 1, 2009

Bruised fruit

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.

She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.

by tmfbitu May 18, 2006

fruit park

A gay get together where a lot of accidental anal-rape happens from behind.

Want to come to mine for a fruit park?

by Backspace Slayer March 7, 2017

fruit head

A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Baldy Kojak is quite the fruit head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 June 5, 2021

pan-fruit

verb; to steal or pocket. It counts if the victim of the theft knows or doesn't know. This is not the kind of theft that happens when you break into a house, but when you are at a friend's of family member's house, and you take something you like.

I really liked the square pen, so I pan-fruited it. He didn't even notice.

by baskt September 9, 2010