football goat

football greatest of all time -

Lionel Andres Messi
the god of football

'wow leo messi is on another level, its like hes not even on this earth..'
'yes, he is the football goat'

by nataliapeepee December 14, 2022

football, you bet!

Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.

You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Football

American football is the greatest sport ever created, not to be confused with football(soccer)

John : Are you watching the football game on Sunday?

Eric: I'm watching football all day on Sunday! Even on Monday and Thursday!

by TheTweetGuy December 23, 2013

Upper Moreland High School Football

The worst UM High School football team since '08-'09. They are a joke and an embarrassment to Upper Moreland, having a losing streak of every game they have played.

John: Hey, wanna go to the Upper Moreland High School football game?

Mike: Yeah, and watch them lose? No thanks.

by yeahthatsme_ October 20, 2011

Canadian Football

Wants to be the NFL but I dont think canadians know the field is way to big shhh dont tell them yet oh and they get everyone who cant make it in the NFL

Look somewhere I the internet youll see

by T8KEM September 14, 2005

Foozball500

A gay guy at the gamespot forums. He is really stupid and needs to shut the heck up. He likes to sleep with a pink elephant named foozy

Look at me im foozball500 the gay guy!

by private August 15, 2004

TA Football

A noble organization with a strict set of rules and chain of command. Dominating force on the field, joke else where. Should only improve with time.

"Cross town? Cross town? Good, can you wiggle it? Wiggle it? The bird! Do the bird! Good, we'll work on it."
"Cookies?"

by arrbear January 6, 2005