floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.

-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?

by Krqkan September 24, 2016

floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.

She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.

by Foxcraft August 30, 2016

Flitterbox

Vagina. Common in southern and cental Illinois in the early nighteen hundrends.

I tried to wax my flitterbox today but they were all booked up.

by rimjobbing July 20, 2016

Floater

An individual who "floats" between house parties, regardless of whether or not you know them.

Dude some floater just joined our room!

by Oaf daddy January 15, 2017

fjott

A person who is doing some stupid stuff that does not harm anyone

Bernard is a fjott

by kjære gud January 27, 2017

floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017