donker flopper

a big floppy donkey dick or other animal of the HUGEDICK family with an extremely loose pen15 that drags on the ground

"wow that donkey is hung like a horse"

by cynical satan November 22, 2003

floppydickapotamus

A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.

John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.

by Aingeal222 November 16, 2010

Floppadopoulos

An mighty creature found in the South West region of England, a creature that resembles very much the male genital organ of higher vertebrates (penis). carrying 8 tons worth of the best tasty semen known to the human race. Using its large third eye, the creature skulked around various vegetated areas in the peak of night seeking out a suitable mate to plow and release its great flow of sticky juices. Due to the creature struggling with erectile dysfunctions and various other health conditions it constantly remained flaccid and slack. The Floppadopoulos is believed to be exstinct however rumours have it that one still exsits somewhere in British Isles.

1) Haha your semen tastes soo good, are you secretly a Floppadopoulos

2) Can't get it up ..... you remind me of a Floppadopoulos

3) hey Jack you are a Floppadopoulos

4) Lets capture a Floppadopoulos and sell its juices to loose desperate women.

by THE HUMUS GREEK MONSTER March 15, 2012

Whopper Flopper

A name commonly used to refer to underage employees at Burger King. The whopper, a popular menu item, is often "flopped" on the grill by these workers.

"Where'd you say you worked again, man?"

"...Burger King..."

"Oh! So you're a Whopper Flopper!"

by The Wild Whopper November 2, 2011

flappy bird

when you are fucking a girl then quickly pull out and shit on her chest and then tar and feather her then punch her in the back of the neck so she scquacks like a bird

joe: my night was rough bro
tom: why bro
joe: i pulled a flappy bird on my girl lastnight and then she kicked me out smh
tom: thats harsh bro

by yungfreebase February 2, 2014

flappyconfloppyfloppitypussylips

of or pertaining to the labia, or genital lips, of a woman who has systematically been fucked so hard and so many times that the lips have become stretched out so as to resemble big floppy pancakes.

"That bitch has such flappyconfloppyfloppitypussylips that when she walks, it sounds like a cat snackin on a bag of cold cuts"

by Horseclit July 21, 2003

floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.

Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.

by vicious beast November 9, 2008