Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!

Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.

by Awhitewv February 4, 2022

flat vorhees

A filler word that can be plugged in anywhere.

I got a major flat vorhees. Plugged in for boner.

by Sweezy May 17, 2016

flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013

Flat-earther

Flat-earthers are people who believe the earth isn't a geoid and believe it's flat because of some bs they watch on youtube

Flat-earther: Can't you see that If I kick a ball water doesn't stay on it
Average person: That ball doesn't have a gravitational force bruh.

by SkS_defines July 22, 2023

Flat ass

Something I kinda want because it's weird with guys starting at my butt

Don't hit on her she's got a flat ass 💀

by Qw33n_ofn0thing March 13, 2022

Flat

Sayu is flat

Sayu is flat

by Gaydad01293 April 6, 2019

flat cat

A flat or small vagina. Usually used to describe a vaginal area.

“that girl has a flat cat.”

by bossfam April 3, 2019