Final Fantasy VIII

The winning contender for worst Final Fantasy game ever created. It was released after Final Fantasy VII and Squaresoft were hoping it would be just as successful as the last one. However, the changes they made to the system in the game were radical and only served to cripple the game, making it vastly unpopular and a flop.

The story focuses on a group of six characters, most of whom are mercenaries contracted out to help a struggling (read: worst I've ever seen) rebel group. From there, the characters fall victim to incredibly hackneyed, trite and implausible twists and turns in the story (such as the point where they all find out they knew each other as children but had their memories wiped).

The gameplay is quite bad and actively discourages the use of magic. The characters themselves have little to distinguish themselves from each other apart from their Limit Breaks. The Junctioning system (used to help improve your character, since evryone levels up at the same rate regardless of their level) is unnecessarily complex and fiddly, detracting from what little good gameplay there was.

Some elements of the game were good, but ultimately Final Fantasy VIII was a flop compared to may of the others.

At least you had a really hot schoolteacher with a whip on your team.

by Lofwyr September 3, 2005

Final Deliverable

To suck one's own dick because one cannot find another person to do it for them.

Kimball, go administer a Final Deliverable to yourself.

by Dankowski161 September 18, 2006

final joke

A final joke is when a joke is no longer funny so you yell out final joke. If someone continues the joke after...they must be severly punished and taken extreme pity on, also see third joke.

Why do you need a "final joke" example? Its pretty self-explanitory.

by Michelle Coburn October 22, 2006

Finally Friday

To email the entire office soft core porn on a Friday to boost morale

"Hey, it's Friday where is our email?"

"I think it is coming through now. Thank god for Finally Friday!"

by Mr Frank Marshall November 26, 2009

Financiality

Used as a substitute for "finance related things or reasons" by me. It almost comes naturally. Especially the plural form.

"Because of/due to financial reasons"
Should be " Because of/due to financialities"

Ex:

A: Hey Dwayne, what happened with that new car you were talking about?
B: Nah bro, can't for now. Financialities you know...
A: Financiality ? Is that even a word?
B: It is now.

by Fiole Jaugée August 14, 2020

Finally free

When you are were addicted and detached from your work, and you are now 'no more than me' and you no longer have to conform the the discord rules and regulations.

I have to thank you for banning me from the discord server. I have been addicted and detached from my work. And because of you, I have given up on the server. I'm finally free! I don't have to conform with the discord rules and norms. I am of no more than me, thanks again. Cya.

(Technoblade potato war outro music)

by NotFakeNewser April 15, 2021

Food and finance high school

Lameass school with the most homosexuals on West 50th st also known for "the school that locked a wimpy boy in a freezer."

Remember when people locked a pussy bitch In a walk in fridge at Food and finance high school?

by Nugget daddy August 26, 2017