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by Orrinpants September 21, 2022

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When your cat jumps on your keyboard and starts playing on it

Man1: Hey Kitty! Jump off the keyboard now!!!
*looks at his email*
*Dear sir,
kdzfhg a;oibrugirjbelkyioybluaer uirhgah;k fslghjkvb;oigfxuyhioerhtl'p*
*with a final paw at the enter key, his e-mail is sent*

by ProgrammingKeeda September 10, 2020

f.s.b.

"Fucking State Bitch"

You know em, the ones walking around your friendly neighborhood state university campus. Sporting ten tons of makeup and accessories, prancing in heels to class and whoring herself to whatever assholes she can meet in class or at parties. Usually marked by the wearing of clothes that are a size or two too small, resulting in the muffintopping of her f.u.p.a. (see entry). These gals are present in all aspects of college life, usually like to drink, hence the added calories.

"Hey, check out those f.s.b.'s."

"Yeah, I bet at least one of them has herpes."

by peah October 7, 2007

F.S.M.B.

short for Fish Sunk My Boat.

"what happened?" "F.S.M.B.!" "what?" "fish sunk my boat!"

by party squad October 16, 2011

F's on the loose

A phrase used to describe a woman with huge hanging boobs.

Woman 1: Dude, did you see those F's on the loose?
Woman 2: Yea, they were huge.
Woman 1: It was like two watermelons were hanging from her chest.
Woman 2: But even with those things she was ugly as hell.
Woman 1: Yea, totally.

by Andrew the Grouch December 17, 2013

f s

Abbreviated slang for "fuck shit." Adjective used to express mild disapproval, bizarreness, or uneasiness. Similar to "bullshit."

"Marc, McDonald's only gave me 9 nuggets in my 10 piece; that's some f s."
"What kind of f s is going on in your fridge dude? That's nasty."

by brenndawg November 8, 2022

F.S.C.V.

F.S.C.V. Is short for a Female Slave Called Valkyrae Females nicknamed valkyrae and there real name Valentina are bitches and a cheating lyin bitch and if u play truth or dare wit Valkyrae they will lie and wont do the dare But they will marry A boy called Brandon even tho she is transgender and a bitch.

Me: Hey F.S.C.V.

Her: Whaaa

by thekidthotina November 11, 2022