Facebook News 

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

Facebook News by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Facebook Shopping 

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.

I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.

Facebook Shopping by FuelRod January 26, 2009

facebook-exclusive 

A term describing someone who only talks to you via facebook, and avoids interaction outside of it.

This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.

Guy #1: We talk on facebook all the time, and then when I wave to her at school she looks the other way.

Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.

facebook-exclusive by aaandreeewww September 20, 2009

Facebook Blue 

Used to describe the shade of blue used in Facebook's layout.

Girl: What shade of blue should I use for the sky?
Guy: Facebook blue!

Facebook Blue by Project7 January 19, 2010

Facebook cock blocking 

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...

-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.

Facebook cock blocking by Sweatshop February 16, 2010

Facebook prime 

A period of time in which you no longer have to selectively tag and untag yourself from photo albums being added to the book; you look good.

Person One: "I've noticed a large number of photos of you have been appearing in my news feed recently. Pourquoi?"

Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."

Facebook prime by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 17, 2010

Facebook A K

To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.

I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.

Facebook A K by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010