Linguistic engineer

A linguist; a language scientist who studies the mechanics and details of language(s).

I am a linguistic engineer for a living.

Wow, you are so smart and good with language. You should be a linguistic engineer!

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Mental engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a psychological engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy.

I want to be a mental engineer.

Psychologists are just mental engineers!

Therapists are mental engineers.

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Psychological engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a mental engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy. They study the mechanics of the mind, etc.

I want to be a psychological engineer.

Psychologists are just psychological engineers!

Therapists are psychological engineers.

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Software Engineering

The Oompa Loompa of Science

Software Engineering is the Oompa Loompa of science.
I have been called an Oompa Loompa

by The looser September 25, 2023

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

legacy engineer

An engineer that uses very old, cumbersome technology as they stopped to innovate. Often comes with age and losing touch with users. The result is a painful development experience that is unattractive to new engineers, slow moving project, nasty incidents and vulnerabilities…

“I wouldn’t want to work there, the CTO is a legacy engineer.”

by Mycodesmellsbad October 19, 2023

bullyboi engineer

the opposite of a nice guy.

An atypical software engineer, who identifies with the leetcode grind, has a weird nickname on github, is obsessed with bullying Belarusian girls and does things outside of being a techies (crashing into lorries) 😇🥺🤝🙄

boy: ya I drink cReAtInE (I hate leg day) and play football (yoooo Messi & Ronaldo are my broooosss). I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a bullyboi engineer (just stupido)

by zabaleraa December 12, 2023