A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019
Get the Quantum Englishmug. The teacher (usually female, 40-50 years old, divorced) loves to over analyse everything in a text/movie
They stop after every sentence to analyze the words said in whatever piece of media you are studying
"The shirt was dark blue" does not represent the melancholic solitude that the character portrays, maybe the shirt was just fucking dark blue
They stop after every sentence to analyze the words said in whatever piece of media you are studying
"The shirt was dark blue" does not represent the melancholic solitude that the character portrays, maybe the shirt was just fucking dark blue
by Dexter_39764 August 24, 2023
Get the English Classmug. Question that, when answered, is followed by “Whoever moves first is ___”
The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.
The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.
Man 1: “excuse me sir, english or spanish”
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay
They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay
They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days
by Minecraft Muffin June 17, 2024
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