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Reverse elephant

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and then attempt to force your erect penis up her nose.
Holy shit did you hear about bill? He totally tried to reverse elephant Sarah but he tore his foreskin on her nostril... Bet that hurt like hell!
by ColonelNutzdeep December 2, 2016
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Sweaty elephant

When a guy runs around to get his balls nice and sweaty and then puts one nut over each one of the victims eyes and his dick down their nose like a trunk.
Sam fucked Kelly so I gave him a sweaty elephant. Thats really how he got pink eye.
by crackaricanms January 6, 2018
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Elephant Cemetery

When a bunch of dudes go to a club expecting to meet women, drink too much, don't hook up, and then pass out
OMG, he said it was a total elephant cemetery last night. Good thing we didn't show up. Would not want to be surrounded by trunks!
by saltychurro June 28, 2019
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white elephant

This common slang term for a useless gift or person is also a slur for conservative GOP Republicans, especially rich, "white," elderly members of the party.

It is a play on the common usage of the term (implying such individuals are useless or even a burden) and upon the wrinkled appearance of the animals.

The phrase originally comes from the actual white elephants of India which were considered sacred property of the king, above doing work, and were given as supposed rewards to loyal subjects, but due to the expensive nature of keeping an elephant and the fact that they were forbidden from making the beast labor the gift could actually end up ruining the recipient, and was sometimes intended to. Politics can be brutal!
I had no idea grandpa was a White Elephant until I heard him talking about wanting to build a wall on the Mexican border!
by Madam Myriad September 20, 2016
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Alabama Elephant

When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube
“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant
by CBPC601 December 8, 2024
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elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.
Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?
by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023
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