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Ding dong

When something surprising, unexpected or impressive happens
(Man does backflip) " Ding Dong! That was amazing
by King Watson August 18, 2013
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Ding

Ding, derived from the word chav (chav- chaver -chaver ding- ding).

A tracksuit wearing cretin who roams the street in groups of 3 or more usually with a stolen bike. Often seen spitting or shouting. These species believe they are unbelievably hard and will attempt to start on you if you somehow gaze into their eyes for longer than 2 seconds.

Warning- never bring up their mother or cousin
Look out Dave those dings are watching you

Woah Conner you're becoming a right dingy
by Laz__ September 2, 2019
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Ding dong

The Yr7 HOY 2019 that everyone hates at st Leonard’s. She dates coony and she is so bent. She loves report cards
Persia: ding dong your a prick

Ding dong: sorry but coony spikes me and your on green now
by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019
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Ding

(n) The cousin of the comedic rimshot. To acknowledge the on-the-spot approach when a person gives a witty rebuttal, comment, insult, etc. in front of a group, in the precise moment which results in a desk bell "ding", just the word itself, or a ding emoji in texts. It is one of the last bastions of honest audience approval and the highest praise for an act of true comedic performance, pure circumstance, and timing, deemed funny to the comedy gods.
Jim (aged 30- telling his group 30-year-old friends about his dating life): ...So after our fourth date, me and Suzie saw a movie, I drove her home, and we made out for the first time.

Nick: Yeah, I remember when I was 14, too. Did you at least give her the popcorn trick?

Group: Oh! That's a ding! (bangs on the desk bell) DING!
by Studs Lonigan III January 4, 2025
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A males part; A males penis
Male:Get’s hit in the penis “Ow! You hit me in my ding ding!”

Male 2: “I’m sorry.”
by Your local thot slayer December 9, 2018
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Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.
Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015
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Ding Dong Ree Chang

Ding Dong Ree Chang Is some Asian Guy who molests young children in between the ages of 3 and 5 years old
Ding Dong Ree Chang When a guy fucks rittle Children
by DING DONG REE CHANG June 21, 2018
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