Definition

A small portion of text that explains the meaning of a word, like the one you are reading right now.

Barney: Hey whats the definition of definition?
Goofy the Dog: Find it on urban dictionary.
Barney: But what is it? I though you knew everything. Do you believe in me? Do you support me? Do you care?
Goofy the Dog: No, I do not give a crap about you.

by hissingcobra10 September 18, 2025

Defecational

Impossible to like. Common examples of defecational things are nails against a chalkboard, the kars for kids commercial, and tattle tales.

Person 1: Have you heard the guy from Creed’s voice?

Person 2: Ugh, yes. It’s so defecational.

by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025

Pure Decimation

The ultimate in destruction. Sometimes referred to as a god. Usually gets angry easily and can be expected to erupt if pushed over the edge. Also is to be considered the God of Sexual "Fun times"

That kid was such a Pure Decimation last night at the party.

by thatkidnextdoor October 21, 2010

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

vein definition

Having really defined veins

Wow! you have very defined forearm veins! they're sexy ;). i love a guy with vein definition!

by Doomscythe June 30, 2014

self-deficating humor

When you laugh so hard you shit yourself.

John's self-deficating humor was so potent he cleared the room.

by Skidmarkers March 30, 2016

Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016