Dildo licker dave 

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.

Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck

Dildo licker dave by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022

big dave 

any particular person that can get things done, through either legal or illegal means.

Boy: "awww man, that mp3 player costs a bomb"
other boy "ma mate big dave can get u that cheap as chips"

big dave by EaStY2006 May 28, 2006

Dippy Dave

A nutjob basically someone who it’s mental

I was out this weekend and saw dippy dave shagging in a bus shelter

Dippy Dave by Callumj16 December 2, 2018

Clay and Dave 

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.

Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!

Clay and Dave by Czechos November 11, 2009

National slap Roshan Dave week 

On this week (10-17 to 10-24) you get to slap Roshan Dave's ass without any consent.

Yooooo, Rosahn you finna die it's National Slap Roshan Dave week.

National slap Roshan Dave week by Rocky_D_Epic_Poopyhead October 17, 2019

Too Easy For Diamond Dave 

Another way of saying "GG EZ", but that was outdated by Diamond Dave.

/all Just "too easy for Diamond Dave" or "2 EZ 4 DD"

Too Easy For Diamond Dave by ComradeRoadkill March 28, 2021

The Dave 

A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.

A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.

Dude 1: I was jumped by two motherf#$%ers who threatened to stab me if I didn't hand over my wallet.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I did the only logical thing in the situation, I whipped my cock out and peformed the Dave.
Dude 2: Woaaah, hardcore
Dude 1: Literally. *brofist*

The Dave by PinklyWrenis August 7, 2012