Dirt Mcgirt

Weed that isn't worth smoking.Bad Weed.

Yo I'm not buying from Navia no mo, she has that Dirt Mcgirt.

by Adrian November 06, 2004

Dirt Squirrel

The Drink!

- quarter white wine
- fill with white gin until half cup.
- drop shot of baileys caramel.

cool, we got the gin and wine, now drop that shot, and lets get shmeggggered Dirt Squirrel

by MCundies March 27, 2008

dirt church

The bar

We told gramma we we're headed to dirt church

by Tyson Wendler December 30, 2014

dirt party

A social gathering where salacious information about each attendee is gathered from the web (by a computer program or a moderator) and presented via projectors, or some other delivery method.

Cornelia totally got slammed at the dirt party. Who knew she moonlighted as an S&M mistress?

by jefftimesten March 08, 2007

Dirt Squirrel

One who enjoys getting dirty working on dirty cars and drinking drinking dirty beer. A term founded in Atlantic Canada it is not meant to be negative but a humorous way to describe friends.

You guys are a bunch of Dirt Squirrels.

I don't understand you Dirt Squirrels.

Honie is a perfect example of a Dirt Squirrel!

by Dewie-the-Dirt-Squirrel November 05, 2009

Dirt Nap

When a taxi driver between passengers takes a nap on the dirt... Usually his hair will be sticking up and will be dazed/confused...

Hey look at the cab driver. He must have just took a dirt nap..

by Brad1981 December 26, 2012

dirt merchant

Term is gender neutral. Can be used for both men and women but, the definition is slightly reversed yet still derogotory.
Female: A dirty ho that'd fuck anybody.
Male: A dirty fuck that'd ho anybody.
One could even refer to a dog as a Dirt Merchant for all the asses it sniffs.

The usual
"she'd spread em for anyone, what a dirt merchant"
Or the obscure
"that fucking dirt merchant took the extra money I left for a tip and put it towards his half of the bar tab, just so he could stiff our hot blonde waitress"

by Lt Dangle March 30, 2006