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Cruddle

The plural of crud
That guy is full of crud”
“But that guy has cruddle”
by Biggyplayz July 6, 2018
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Cuddied

The art of overreaching boundaries, through an act of violating a person's boundaries.
Patrick cuddied a girl at a club by grabbing her boobs in a confusion about mixed signals
by THEDLCF1RE October 6, 2018
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cuddling day

Bitch May 13th! Cuddling Day! Get your man/girl/dog/cat/fish/alligator/momma/dad Whatever tf u want a cuddle 🥰🔥
Girl: " Ayy baby u wanna cuddle ? Since its cuddling day yk"

Boy: " Sure babygirl, C'mere "
by Name_Maker02 May 11, 2020
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Curdle Turtle

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.
My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle
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cuddlish

When a person makes you want to cuddle them all the time.
She wants to cuddle him because he is so cuddlish.
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Cuddlied

Susie and Jerry had cuddlied the whole night.
by cuddliedwinchester15 November 9, 2020
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corpse cuddling

A derogatory expression for the cynical act on the part of a politician of visiting the relatives of a recently deceased person in order to express his or her sympathy.

Corpse cuddling is meaningless unless there is a full media continent present to record the visit as a photo and soundbite opportunity that will be broadcast on the evening news.

Ideally the deceased is either a "typical" member of the community or someone in the emergency services e.g. a paramedic who died in unusual circumstances. The objective of corpse cuddling is to win public support for the politician by portraying this person as someone having deep human empathy and who is "in touch" with "ordinary" citizens.

Also known as shroud waving.
In a blatant act of corpse cuddling, embattled Senator Aegis visited the widow and children of Thomas Brown who recently lost his life when the power company mistakenly cut the electricity powering his life support system.
by Trowzerkoff September 9, 2011
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