Cow Tools

The wrong tools for the job, either broken or poorly made.

Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.

You left me to work with cow tools

by Chaz Balls August 16, 2021

chaotic cows

a friend group of 8 that is an elite batch of singaporean idiots

phyo: youre such a chaotic cows today
kab: ikr, i cant stop being high

by dvesl April 24, 2021

Cow-ery

The study of cows (specifically cows, and cows only)
This word was created when I was trying to explain how much of a retard I was, then happened to make up this word. Or at least I think I made it up.. o_o

I am interested in cow-ery

by Nikkeh Nightmare November 18, 2010

Cow fishing

see also
cattle man
cow pushing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

walking the cow

Doing nothing, walking aimlessly

"oh you know, i've just been walking the cow."

by nycbikemap December 28, 2019

sea cow

a large bitter cow shaped women,usauly a manager of a restaurant,or some one who has access to corndogs,and fried foods,a vermont sea beast! that feeds herself with other peoples misery.

a very very LARGE women,who snacks on other peoples men!this sea cow just gobbled up my man!

by [e-mail] March 13, 2011

Cow muffin

Means you're a ding dong

Hey jaleel you're a cow muffin

by Penis wumbler October 27, 2016