Cohnjoffeitis

Noun.
A devastating mental and physical condition that causes the victim to have a miniature, useless, pancreas resembling a raisin, to become rather scrawny, and constantly reference and quote internet memes. It is genetic and the only soothing action is talking about the condition all the time.

"You were born with the burden of cohnjoffeitis? Oh, you poor soul!"

by @Mr.Toashty March 2, 2017

condom free youth

Condom free youth(or sometimes called the the "condom free youth crew") is a brotherhood originated in western, new york(716 area code)that hates using condoms. Their main goal is to have unprotected sex with as many virgins as possible(although usually they are not virgins), all of which using the raw dogging method. The crew lives condom free, drug free, god free, and usually even sock free. They all take pride in the fact that their unprotected dogg was inside a girls vulnerable birth canal.

Durring the 1970's most of the condom free youth crew member's penises actually fell off. Most of the 70's to 80's era condom free youth crew founders were unfortunately victims to crack-cocaine and heroin abuse, so they didn't think much about what babes they selected to "get with". To prevent future"dogg rot" cases, it is now mandatory that you are straightedge/hardcore, or have at least one "X" tattoo.

It is extremely controversial as to who actually belongs to the "condom free youth crew", and the actual number is unknown. One must also take into consideration that just because you have been raw dogging a girl, that simply does NOT make you a "member" in the condom free youth crew. As of 2008, the ones who are the most "down" with their crew have been getting "condom free youth crew" tats. The most common spot for the tattoo is across their throat, the second most common spot is actually on their penis.

jerald-"hey dude, see that new trojan commercial?"
hussein-"condom free youth crew man, fuck condies.

ice cream shop dude-"who wants a frosty dick pop!?!?!"
innocent little kid-"YO, ARE YOU IN THE CFYC?"

by snaggletoothnigga November 27, 2009

condombreath

Insult, directed towards men. Insinuates the person who it is directed at sucks penises, albeit in a safe fashion which just overall makes it even more humorous.

Telemarketer: This call may be monitored or recorded.
Pissed Caller: Actually it won't condombreath.(click.)

by Grewsome June 15, 2008

CODjob

When playing Call Of Duty and simultaniously recieve oral pleasures from a significant other.

"was blasting up some undead nazis and she started giving me a CODjob.

BONUS!"

by TommieDizzle October 16, 2010

Codjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while playing any of the Call of Duty games

"Yo dude, while I was playin' some COD with mah boys the other day, may bitch came over and she was sucking me off. Perfect codjob. I nuked in her mouth and all over her face.

by Dylan Marx January 4, 2011

100 condom challenge

When a person puts 100 condoms on their penis. When the penis enters the anus or vagina from many condoms friction occurs starting a fire in the anus. They then get the fire extinguisher, stick it in the anus, then spray to stop the fire. What they didn't know was that the fire extinguisher was actually an oil hose starting a mass fire killing everyone.

Did you se that 100 condom challenge, the sex was literally on fire.

by تاريخ إيزيس أو للاغتصاب فيالأح December 21, 2016

mega condom

The condom of gods, as they would say. The Mega Condom is a HUGE Condom made for HUGE cocks, bigger than 20 inches long and wide. It originated from Mount Olympus when Zeus accidentally mixed all the elements into a latex condom while having sex and thus created the legendary mega condom. The mega condom vibrates, has a cum-tank, and can warm while sex. Only obtainable through clearing WoW 100% and climbing Mount Olympus to obtain the legendary artifact.

"Man, did you hear about the legendary MEGA CONDOM?! IT'S FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEEEE."

by Memelord (Undertaker) January 20, 2018