when a man pinches the head of his dick just before climax in order to build pressure before releasing the head and flexing his dick to achieve a cum shot with amazing distance.
my girl was laying on the edge of the bed while i stood beside it and fucked her. just be for i came i backed away from the side of the the bed so i might give her a good cock blast. i surprised her when i hit her in the bottom of her chin from five feet away.
man: Here it comes! AAGGHHH
woman: Oooooo i love how your cum spashes off my face when you cock blast me like that!
man: Here it comes! AAGGHHH
woman: Oooooo i love how your cum spashes off my face when you cock blast me like that!
by hoes broken May 28, 2010
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Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie
by Taveon March 14, 2008
Get the cock-a-dookie mug.The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...
Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.
Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.
Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.
Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
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Get the Cock bach mug.When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.
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