cock blast

when a man pinches the head of his dick just before climax in order to build pressure before releasing the head and flexing his dick to achieve a cum shot with amazing distance.

my girl was laying on the edge of the bed while i stood beside it and fucked her. just be for i came i backed away from the side of the the bed so i might give her a good cock blast. i surprised her when i hit her in the bottom of her chin from five feet away.

man: Here it comes! AAGGHHH

woman: Oooooo i love how your cum spashes off my face when you cock blast me like that!

by hoes broken May 23, 2010

cock-a-dookie

1.A phrase used to describe something that intensly sucks, occasionaly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd"
2. A word used to describe "nothing"

Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie

by Taveon March 14, 2008

suck a cock

When someone is being a complete idiot, just tell them GO SUCK A COCK

Annoying bastard: You are really ugly.
Me: Go suck a cock

by notsofunnyfunnyperson March 26, 2017

cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.

Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"

by richardstarkey October 17, 2010

Cock bach

When one is about to score with another person and then someone starts playing a song on the piano but doesn't finish causing you to ditch your acquaintance to finish the song

"I was about to score with this chick and then some dude cock bached me

by Michael Coscrocozcrov November 24, 2010

COCK LUST

The irresistible urge and desire to Suck, Worship, Praise, & Pleasure a Big Beautiful Cock when it's in your face making you crave to give it pleasure with your tongue,lips, mouth, & throat until it explodes in all it's glory which gives u the feeling of total mind blowing bliss,fulfillment& satisfaction.

Embrace and allow cock lust to take you on a journey of total bliss & enlightenment.

by Experience explore November 10, 2018

whistle cock

A penis of such small size that can fit through the tiny hole formed when one whistles.

You shouldn't whistle around him, he has a whistle cock...

Dude, watch your cock when I whistle.

Wow, that cock is ment for the whistling hole, not a vagina.

by BigMacBaby69 July 04, 2010