cock blast

when a man pinches the head of his dick just before climax in order to build pressure before releasing the head and flexing his dick to achieve a cum shot with amazing distance.

my girl was laying on the edge of the bed while i stood beside it and fucked her. just be for i came i backed away from the side of the the bed so i might give her a good cock blast. i surprised her when i hit her in the bottom of her chin from five feet away.

man: Here it comes! AAGGHHH

woman: Oooooo i love how your cum spashes off my face when you cock blast me like that!

by hoes broken May 28, 2010

cock-a-dookie

1.A phrase used to describe something that intensly sucks, occasionaly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd"
2. A word used to describe "nothing"

Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie

by Taveon March 14, 2008

Turkey-Cock

A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.

Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.

by Mike badass November 5, 2009

Feeder Cock

The penis used to spread/deepen the vagina to support another larger/wider penis and ensure the female can properly take and enjoy the penis she desires.q

Kellie says "Diamond, your dick is way too big I think you need to call Jerry to come over as a feeder cock to open me up so I can enjoy you"

by FeederCockCreator March 12, 2015

cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.

Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"

by richardstarkey October 19, 2010

Quad's cock

Term used in playing Poker to say I have 4 of a kind.

As my buddy was sure he had a great poker hand He laid his 3 aces and 2 kings for the best full house you could have. Now beat that he said. Well I can beat it I have Quad's Cock 4 Jacks!

by Team Balls Out August 28, 2009

suck a cock

When someone is being a complete idiot, just tell them GO SUCK A COCK

Annoying bastard: You are really ugly.
Me: Go suck a cock

by notsofunnyfunnyperson March 25, 2017