Slapping The Clam

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.

I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

by Master Draq May 02, 2021

clam house

The opposite of a sausage fest.

"Man, so many bitches in this place, it's a clam house. It's going to be a good night."

by keithfairground August 20, 2015

Growling Clam

When you're eating a girls pussy that hasn't eaten all day and you can hear her stomach growling, resembling that of a growling clam.

Yeah dude, I was going down on Jessica earlier and she had the worst growling clam I've ever heard! It sounded like a damn alligator!

by TDCommitte October 04, 2017

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

by Leatherneck65 October 08, 2012

angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l

by jeffy69 July 15, 2008

clam burglar

a man trying to rob me of my vagina.

gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina

by sallanie April 03, 2009

Clam Slap

Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.

*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*

*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-

by Jagurara September 21, 2009