clam jaws

A violent vagina

That girl had clam jaws

by Suck My Dictionary July 16, 2014

Clam jam

The Female version of a “cock block”

She’s such a “clam jam”, I cannot believe she couldn’t take a hint to leave jim and I alone .

by Stanky D May 10, 2018

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

by Leatherneck65 October 8, 2012

angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l

by jeffy69 August 6, 2008

Clam Slap

Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.

*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*

*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-

by Jagurara September 21, 2009

clam burglar

a man trying to rob me of my vagina.

gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina

by sallanie April 3, 2009