woogie chode

The more hairy and elongated chode.

1. Your woogie chode is so hairy its like chewbaca.

2. This sucks a woogie chode

by Mansex Extraordinaire October 21, 2004

Rocky Chode

A delightful dairy dessert, sure to tickle the tastebuds and stimulate the senses.

Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.

by JBKS November 6, 2009

chode lucas

someone that does the bounce and reveals that he has an abnormally wider penis and shorter length therefore called chode Lucas.

we were sitting in science class and chode Lucas walks through the door, we all exclaimed "OMG ITS CHODE LUCAS".

by I hate chode lucas August 2, 2023

Chode gas

When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas

Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good

by Iluvdannydevito December 29, 2019

Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.

God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.

by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016

chode-out

To spend time in totally useless activity or lethargy, especially playing videogames. Synonymous with "veg-out". Derrives from the word "chode", that useless flap of skin that is supposed to keep your balls from flapping around but really doesn't do anything.

"I think I'm gonna chode out with GTA tonight again."

by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005

Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009