Chocolate Munchkin

When a man lies on his back, knees held up and his lady eats his asshole , then he politely drapes his scrotum over her nose

Dude, spice things up, give her a chocolate munchkin

by heavens_ assassin August 27, 2019

Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.

Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove

by S-Star April 5, 2015

chocolate knobbies

little balls of shit with hair on.

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.

by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014

Chocolate Falls

When someone stands on another's shoulders and they both take a dump (preferably diarrhea) at the same time, thus producing a cascade-like effect.

Last time I had mexican for dinner, me and Linda got drunk and made some chocolate falls on Steve's garden. It was quite heart (and back) warming.

by Ucares August 30, 2012

Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020

Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.

"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"

by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011

chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.

Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.

by Nostarz May 27, 2016