Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.

Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!

by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016

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vegan chili

Meatless chili...also known as spaghetti sauce

Hey Amanda how's that spaghetti sauce? It's not spaghetti sauce...it's my vegan chili...

by jiggityjrock September 6, 2016

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Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

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tomato bob chili

A tomato named bob that’s put in chili

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

by Why did you leave me Stacy? December 21, 2020

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Chin-Chili

The sexual act of a female defecating on her partners chin while her partner is performing great oral sex on her.

Female: Honey,what's that on your chin? *Licks thumb and wipes spot*
Partner: Oh that's just a little left over Chin-Chili from our great night last night.
Female: *gags* * turns green*

by K3sa November 6, 2021

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