DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.

MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.

by BNEVILS August 24, 2008

like packaging chicken

1. a phrase used to describe a fun time or a fond memory
2. a common replacement for the phrase "good times"
3. may be abbreviated as LPC

1. Remember that time crazy Jonathon sang karaoke at the Saloon?! That was "LPC".

2. Hey, let's go to the 'gaff tonight. It will be "like packaging chicken"!

by Mama Lou June 25, 2006

chicken-walking twink fluffer

noun; A homosexual male of the most flamboyant variety; A male prostitute

Look at that douche-bag in the turtleneck, he's such a chicken-walking twink fluffer

by Lifesaver & Lazarus December 2, 2007

Chicken br00tal soup

Death metal and/or grindcore so br00tal it makes one's brain into soup.

"Hey Dave, how was the Napalm Death show?"

"Man, it was intense... it made my brain turn into chicken br00tal soup!"

by ChickenBr00talSoup April 13, 2008

chicken fairies

a mystical colony of nudists that have magical powers that can make the grass grow and the sun shine. They sing a song while rising the sun that includes the lyrics "We are the chicken fairies"

person: What are those people doing here?
me: Oh they're just the local chicken fairies they'll leave soon enough.

by S!L^3R April 12, 2009

chicken sag

the name given to some one with complete sagginess.

Person 1: (walking with saggy leggings on)
Person 2: Oi you saggy maggy you have chicken sag
Person 1: Oh sorry

Person 2: Yeah you will be. (angry alf)

by spineworldlover February 17, 2010

Chicken Stache

An offensive football play resulting in a large yardage gain, but not a first down.
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A dirty Sanchez after a night of spicy chicken wings.

Second and inches after a great chicken stache by Alabama!
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I've been smelling spicy barbecue sauce all day since my boyfriend gave me that chicken stache.

by Steve McChicken Wing January 7, 2010