arm chair developer

An insult commonly used by money-hungry scammers.

Our community is filled with arm chair developers . Get a life, nerds.

by Pretty Angey STAR WARS fan November 13, 2017

wheel chair

a douche bag. also a total noob.

Lexi is such a wheel chair. I mean, she just threw my clarinet.

by Annie Schentur September 28, 2007

Scoot the chair

When a girl rides your dick but only moves back and forth, similar to scooting in a chair.

It must have been this bitch’s first time, cause all she knew how to do was scoot the chair.

That was the worst sex of my life, all she did was scoot the chair.

by Cough-man September 20, 2019

chairaplegic

The condition of temporarily losing feeling in both legs while taking a leisurely shit with reading material

That was a good meal, hand me the newspaper, I'm going to go get chairaplegic.

by Crockwave July 21, 2008

chairmangao

a type of person who does not like updating their xanga or livejournal, VERY PERSISTANT with EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS, enjoys doing womanly housework, doozes off during tutoring sessions, very forgetful of childhood memories, potential pothead and/or alcoholic (JUST KIDDING COMPLETELY KIDDING!!), likes to call people LOSER alot, enjoys giving piggy back rides, and enjoys making fun of christine

oh HE is sucha CHAIRMANGAO!!

by james1234567 October 8, 2005

chair ride

A New England thing when you are expecting to go on a hay ride around a golf course but it's really just two horses pulling people that are sitting on chairs on a wagon and listening to some corny guy hired to sing about 1812 and some old lady trying to be cool and sing too when she actually sucks at life.

There was an extremely hot guy helping with the chair ride tonight.

by KJohnson October 23, 2005

cool chair

phrase used to describe something cool, a time that is chill, an event that is over and is currently chill. Used in same context as "cool beans", but is much more recent and far cooler chair.

person 1: "so you're not mad at me for stealing your boyfriend anymore, right?"
person 2: "naaaaaaaah, it's cool chair"

Person 1: "Woah, that looks awesome!"
Person 2: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's so cool chair!"

by A really cool chair person October 19, 2009