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Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
by Facecake July 30, 2009
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mystery cave

Slang word for a womans vagina
That girls hot, I wonder what her "mystery cave" looks like
by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019
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Bright Cave

a discord tribe located in the far south east ohio
"Yo have you been to Bright Cave before?"

"im not tryna get murdered cuh"
by BigBoyDeMar October 17, 2022
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rave in my bear cave

The act of inserting LSD into your anal cavity and having a blast.
"Dude last night was crazy, i had the best rave in my bear cave!"
"Bro, in your bear cave or your girls bear cave? Any rave in a bear cave is the best!"
by CultureUnrevealed February 7, 2019
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Man Cave

Man Cave
/man kāv/
noun
noun: man cave; plural noun: man caves

a room or space usually an isolated area where a heterosexual male of a household that has been pussified, a reduced man, a loser be allowed by their "better half", usually a female to have an area to exert the male interests and activities and be as they're pleased.
"After years of negotiation, my wife finally allowed half of our garage to be my man cave"
by Moss Mini September 27, 2023
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cave gorilla

The act of giving a girl anal while pounding your chest, right before you finish you say oh-oh like a monkey and start thrusting even more violently.
Dude I gave your mom the best cave gorilla yesterday
by Full throttle May 19, 2016
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Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
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