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Having a close girl whom is not your girlfriend but close to family like a sister.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.

Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
That girl alissa is close to like being family to a ton of friends. Yea she owes three hundred bones to her brother and she's ignoring him. Yea she knows the drill, it's cash or ass directly from me to her.
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!

Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?

Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?

Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode

Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
by Ben Franklin 💯 August 31, 2017
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Schrödinger's Cash

Money that is gambled but the result is not known
I placed a bet on that football match but until it's over it's Schrödinger's Cash

Alternative: Wow that deal looks amazing if I invest my money is stuck in Schrödinger's Cash!
by Jurgen Flurgen October 16, 2018
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Cash

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Go fuck yourself cash' on dksbdyjsbe and burns Henry is dude he hehehe I hehehe said dady Hi said papa
by Big_daddy_6969 November 11, 2018
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Cash Deal

A phrase used to refer to a trade
How did the US obtain new territory’s?
The US obtained new territories from Cash Deals.
by Cash 4our deals March 13, 2019
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internet cash

Discretionary income (side income) used to pay for internet porn
I drive uber on the weekends just to earn some internet cash
by mongoslade223 March 13, 2019
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crush cash

Money kept for the sole aim of impressing or buying stuff for a crush.
'' Get me some tenners,man ''
" Nah,the bills on me are crush cashed."
by colt ace July 4, 2018
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Pulling cash

I was pulling cash out last night and got it all over my sheets
by Jbthunder January 28, 2019
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